beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

"If you wake up tired, you’ve been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen."
— ― Benny Bellamacina (via psych-quotes)
  • 11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
  • 3 am: lol

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

cacteui:

zweve:

3-sum:

okay so a friend and i decided to carry a mattress, 4 blankets, 3 pillows and a bag of alcohol to a cliff, we were drunk and high. all we wanted to do was spend time together and then we fell asleep and i woke up to this.

wow i love this

i need to do this asap

cacteui:

zweve:

3-sum:

okay so a friend and i decided to carry a mattress, 4 blankets, 3 pillows and a bag of alcohol to a cliff, we were drunk and high. all we wanted to do was spend time together and then we fell asleep and i woke up to this.

wow i love this

i need to do this asap

loveyourquotes:

www.loveyourquotes.tumblr.com

loveyourquotes:

www.loveyourquotes.tumblr.com

chimeratea:

rapeculturerealities:

fuckyeahifightlikeagirl:

sweetsugaryshock:

beben-eleben:

For future reference.

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

hope no one needs this but here.

auerr:

Lamborghini Aventador

auerr:

Lamborghini Aventador

WLT